Wednesday, July 28, 2004
This is a new column that will feature ranting by everyone's favorite comment-meister, Robo-Dave.
Guten tag day jobbers! Starting this new robo weekly column for yous guys to comment on if you feel like it. I feel I've earned my right to break out of the comment section on one occasion each week. I don't really have anything to say because I sort of blew my opinional wad (does that make sense) yesterday talking about what a deushe bag that Bro daniel son gimmic havin treehouse building tool is. Hope the show was great last night hilary by the way.
Anyway, I just want to make a point about shitty bands. thank god I'm not in one, but if I were, I would be listening up to robo-dave. Attention shitty bands: Please quit and do something else with your life. Or kill yourself. Either way, we win. How do you tell if you're shitty? If you listen to the following band: nickleback. They are the fucking anti christ I tell you! the fucking anti christ!! Another way to tell if you're shitty. After gigging for awhile, if people still don't by your cds or come to your shows, you're shitty. Yes, some bands that ended up good, started out sucking and might have even sucked for years, but you only hear about the ones that ended up good. There are way more suck shit bands that kept at it for years because they thought that if they kept at and worked, eventually they'd make it. Thats such a bunch of bull shit. If you suck, you suck, and you will always suck. So deal with it, quit, go to dental school, and retire when you're 40. Otherwise, you'll be 40, band broke up when you're were 35, and you've spent the last 5 years getting that college degree you missed out on, while working full time, feeding your mal-nourished kids, and livin like a bitch. This scenario is the reality for the majority of sucker musicians who think they should be in a band.
And don't buy into this " i don't play music to make money man! ...I play it to create art" Hey Asshole, only in germany is creating a big brown nasty turd and rubbing it in someone's face considered art. Hey deushe bags: God created everything including music right? But he also created musicians, and he also created fans. Some fuckers were just meant to be fans. So deal with it. Quit wasting our time. Quit taking up space on the showbill. Quit trying to swap shows with other bands. Quit recording shit and putting it up on the internet. Just fucking quit!
- Robo-Dave
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