Thursday, December 23, 2004
Most Criminally Overlooked Album In A Year In Which It Was Fashionable For Alt Rock Critics To Praise MTV Icon Rappers:
Cee-Lo Green Is The Soul Machine*
Most Likely To Appear On A Future Terrorist Watch List:
The 700 Club
The Polyphonic Spree
Ricky Williams
Mormons
Still Releasing Music:
Ashlee Simpson
Still Not Releasing Music:
Jeff Mangum
Most Likely To Soon Attempt/Fail At A Film Career:
Gwen Stefani
Most Likely Retro-Reference On Late Night Shows In 3-4 Weeks:
Janet Jackson's Boob
Likely Future ACC Ordinance:
Smokers to be shot; Downtown businesses to pay for cleanup & repairs; Locals to pay for effects of blood run-off.
Most Overshadowed:
The East Side Boyz
Music Video Most Likely To Push A Viewer To End It All:
Good Charlotte's "Hold On".
Best Reason To Keep Living:
If blogging proves anything, it's that there's always something worth seeing. Who knows, maybe Michael Jackson'll do something strange tomorrow; it's been a while.
Thanks to all y'all who've taken time of our your employer's day and wasted it here. Hope we can kill even more time next year.
(*=Note: After writing this, it just so happens that this album showed up on the list of the very people I was most accusing - albeit mistitled. This does not change the fact that it was overlooked on almost every other such list.)
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