Top Five E-mails Received In 2004 With the Word "Fuck" in the Body (edited for the sake of privacy)
- posted by Computer Support @ 8:19 AM | Permanent Link

5. "... fuckin' old people"

4. "...this band has a song with the following lyrics:
My hair's still wet, but the rain's let up
Why don't you call me, act like you give a fuck?"

3. "like they say in trainspotting, 'it's a fuckin' tightrope.'"

2. "that's fuckin brilliant. lets do eeeettt!"

1. "aight, i got all the upgrades up and running, no prob. if you didn't know, my audio hard drive crashed hard (physicly damaged). it was old and haggard, but the data will most likely be recoverable, for a price off course.
anyway, i put in a new 120G audio only drive, 512 more memory for a total of 1G, and a firewire card to hook up to a 120G external backup drive. i also put in a dvd burner and got a 512mb jump drive. yeah i went a little nutz, but i got great deals on this shit.

damn, this bitch is stacked. fuckin power house.....P4 3.00G 512K 800 FSB HT, 1G DDR400 memory, 128mb graphics card, 320G worth of 7200rpm hard drives, 52x Plextor cd burner, 12x Plextor dvd burner, firewire, usb2.0...and i still have one slot left to put my dick in. suck on that mac boy :P heheheee

does this make me a dork? hmmm"