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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

 
I Need Your Help

I'm calling on all visitors to thedayjobs.com to help me out with my fiance. You see, she's obsessed with bad TV shows. She watches every single reality TV show that you could possible imagine, including the Bachelorette, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race, etc etc etc.

When she's not watching reality TV, she's watching makeover shows... Ultimate Extreme Home Makeover, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, What Not to Wear, Designers Challenge, Designer Guys, etc etc etc.

When she's not watching reality TV or makeover shows, she's watching cooking shows...

But worst of all... she's obsessed with Entertainment Tonight. That's the lowest of the low.

I'M GOING CRAZY!!!

So, how do I break her of this? She's a smart girl... much too smart for most of these shows... Do I bribe her? Maybe I should just blow our TV's up? Should I forget to pay the cable bill next month? Should I threaten to break off the engagement?

What do ya'll suggest?

UPDATE: The GF has something to say about this.

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