Successorizing
I've always hated "
Successories". To me, they seem to all say, "Work, Slave!" more than anything else (their motto, "Reinforcing Your Corporate Culture", pretty much says it all - no, I'm not kidding). In fact,
Despair was usually more accurate most of the time, even if through mockery. However, when their new catalog reached my office yesterday, I finally
found one that accurately describes that "go-getter attitude":

(PS How sad/funny is
this?)