Reading Between the Lines of the Headlines
- posted by Legal Bitch @ 10:04 AM | Permanent Link

According to CNN, Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend...it's none other than Joey Potter herself, KATIE HOLMES! Am I the only one who thinks this is kinda weird/gross? This brings so many questions up in my mind...like:
1. Why would Joey Potter sell out to be a beard for Maverick?
2. Does Katie Holmes really need that much free publicity for her summer blockbuster, Batman Begins? I'm going to see it because Christian Bale is in a tight batsuit. Hi-yo!
3. What is Dawson going to think? First Pacey, now this??? Poor Dawson, he of the large forehead and flaring nostrils, just simply can't compete with this.
4. Is Katie Holmes a scientologist? I thought Tom Cruise was so attached to his religion that sharing that interest would be of utmost importance in relationships. I guess it doesn't matter if the chick is hot. With big boobs. She's really tall too (like 5'9") and Tom Cruise is a midget.
5. He's 42 and she's 26. Don't they know the Demi/Ashton rules for dating are like, soooo 2003???

So my challenge to you, Dayjobbers, is to pick the next unlikely celebrity couple. Comment away!