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Monday, August 29, 2005

 
F'n Thieves

Mind if I vent? Some f'n thief stole $600 worth of parts off my bike this weekend, including my front shocks, tire, brakes, and front rim. Damn Oregonian-hippy-methhead thieves.

The worst part is that my bike is now my main mode of transportation... In Athens my bike was just my means of getting exercise, but here it's how I get to work. So now I gotta catch the damned bus (like a sucker) until I buy new parts.

So, my former neighbors... how should I proceed? Should I start seeking out revenge on the streets of Eugene? Should I start accusing local bike shops? Should I offer a reward for the thief's head on a platter? Should I buy an SUV and put a W sticker on it?

I swear... the hippies here are enough to turn a fella into a Repugnantcan.

P.S. After typing this post, I realized how pointless and unfunny it is. However, venting makes me feel better... so there.


P.S.S. On a lighter note... Travis and Jonathan have a new short called "My Date With Drew, Too" (takes a while to load). It's funny stuff, but parts are definitely NSFW.

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