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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

 
Actual Quotes From Campus

Walking around campus yesterday, I overheard a couple of great conversations. They can really be distilled to these choice bits:

HIPPIE GUY ASKS THE ESSENTIAL QUESTION:
"Does the hotel have a blender?"
&
STAFF MEMBER REFLECTS ON CURRENT RELATIONSHIP:
"If he don't spend no money, he don't get no tail ... You got to pay where you lay."

Tru dat.

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