Actual Quotes From Campus
Walking around campus yesterday, I overheard a couple of great conversations. They can really be distilled to these choice bits:HIPPIE GUY ASKS THE ESSENTIAL QUESTION:
"Does the hotel have a blender?"
&
STAFF MEMBER REFLECTS ON CURRENT RELATIONSHIP:
"If he don't spend no money, he don't get no tail ... You got to pay where you lay."
Tru dat.