Brawny Paper Towel Man is Packin'!
- posted by Legal Bitch @ 10:54 AM | Permanent Link

So I'm sitting around watching television with Computer Support and Tit Offensive this weekend (I'm visiting them in Oregon for the week) when a commercial for Brawny paper towels comes on that is just wrong. I think the concept of the commercial is a sort of "role reversal", meaning that some buff hot looking dude is doing stuff that makes housewives all wet, like cooking and cleaning and baking them cakes. So this buff hot looking dude is working on a birthday cake for his ladyfriend, and this creepy voiceover is going, and it's all very Stepford-esque, and then it really starts to go bad when the dude starts dripping dollops of icing on the countertop...like this:


Look like something else to you? Gross. Anyways, the dude takes a paper towel and wipes up his mess, and I could overlook the nastiness to this point, but then it takes another wrong turn, and the dude picks up the birthday cake and a puppy and approaches the camera, and this is where Tit Offensive and I practically jumped through the roof, as it looks like the dude has another present for his ladyfriend...IN HIS PANTS!!!



Holy crap! Did you shove a rolling pin down your pants or are you just happy to see me, Brawnyman??? I think the look on the dog's face says it all...