Cynthia Jones Got Slap
- posted by Mail Clerk @ 12:01 AM | Permanent Link

The following is an actual series of (well, 2) letters written by an anonymous author to the Weekly World News. A friend forwarded me them after a friend of hers (who works there) transcribed them. Not saying names, but the source is reliable enough so that I know the letters are real. The only thing I've changed is making them work-safe (edited two naughty words). Enjoy...

2-19-05

Dear Hanes Place,

Cynthia Jones is a b***h. Shes get mad when I throw her clothes in the
trash Cynthia is a cop caller She aint trying to do nothing for her
mother She's scare of me She's scare somebody gone come looking for
her Cynthia is stupid cause she's dont eat nothing but candy and dope
Shaterra wants to slap Cynthia Jones. I told go head and slap her If I
was Quick I'll slap Cynthia Jones Shes 41 yrs old and aint got on her
own place by now.

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2-20-05

Cynthia Jones got slap on 2-20-05 I slap her 3 times because I don't
like her staying in Albert Lee Spencer house Then she told Quick on me
Quick told her to her face Look Cynthia, Quick is not gone get in
volve with no 2 women She shouldve been had a house Shes mad because
Quick's friends are f***ing with her She the one that wrote on Quick's
car I told her I aint scare of your ass I told the girl in Darlene's
building that your hair is the nappy and she need to comb it out.