Nobody Beats a Kiefer Kia Deal
- posted by Computer Support @ 12:04 AM | Permanent Link

I'll tell you what, I thought that local commercials were bad in Athens, GA... but Eugene, OR has the WORST local commercials. One great example is this guy, whose commercials feature him pretending to be a redneck (everyone knows that no true redneck would live in Eugene, OR). He wears a sleeveless flannel shirt, has a mid-arm tan line, and says "We'll get 'r done" as if he's the first person to ever use that line.

However... Kiefer Kia takes the cake. They have a series of commercials featuring this ditz singing and talking and smiling as if a hair dryer were stuck up her ass. Really, I can't describe it. I was hoping that their site would have a commerical you could watch, but it doesn't. So I'll have to resort to providing you with a series of screenshots:



I know it seems that I'm choosing the worst frames from the commercial... I'm really not. Her latest commercial features her singing in white-girl-soul-fashion, "Nobody beats a Kiefer Kia deal." Another features her wearing a santa hat and tube top while holding a beach ball.

I really do wish that the rest of the country could see these ads. They'd really make you proud of your hometown... that is... if your hometown is not Eugene, OR.