100 Unsexiest Men
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The Older Mills vs. The Younger Mills

Since it's everywhere else, here's the recent one-time-hit Internets phenomenon: The 100 Unsexiest Men as rated by "The Phoenix" (I have no idea what this publication is but I'm sure the methods were scientific as hell).

Why do we mention it here? Poor old Mike Mills came in at number 7! That's just sexier than Chad Kroeger (Nickelback), but not quite as sexy as Osama Bin Laden. I mean the guy's not a model, but c'mon, he's not the elephant man. Maybe it was the perm?

Mike, I don't know what to say. Maybe go back to the brunette businessman scissor-cut look from the 80's? Good luck getting off next year's list.

(NSFW - language.)