Top 4 Reasons to Get Married
- posted by Computer Support @ 1:52 PM | Permanent Link

This has been an important couple of days. One month from yesterday is the date that my f.w. (future wife) becomes my l.w. (lovely wife).

Also, tonight my f.w. comes home from a 6-week trip in Italy. Needless to say, I'm terribly excited to see her... so I've listed the top 4 reasons for getting married:

4) We no longer have to live in sin. We've only been living together out of wedlock for 4 years, so perhaps we won't be condemned to hell. (I think the cutoff is 6 or 7, right?).
3) We now have something with which to taunt our gay friends. "We can marry and you can't! Ha Ha! USA USA USA!"
2) Women love married guys. Having a ring on your finger is a chick magnet (like walking around with puppies or babies)
1) The honeymoon. Hawaii, watch yer ass! We'll be there in one month!