Junk Mail Gold
- posted by Mail Clerk @ 12:01 AM | Permanent Link

Recently I received the best junk mail of my life, courtesy of the NRA:

Seriously, nothing makes those around you comfortable like a large duffel bag with "NRA" written on the side of it. Awesome. As a bonus, they go ahead and send you a membership card with your name on it, and ask you to pay the fees to essentially "activate it" and start getting some weird magazine. That's like providing all-you-can-eat chicken wings and then asking for a donation for the experience of having cole slaw as a side. Who cares at that point?

Anyway, I've got an NRA card with my name on it and that rules. The duffel bag would be kinda awesome, though. So maybe not cole slaw. Maybe like french fries or something.

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