"Hit 'Em With The G-Bomb! ... But, sir..."

How can I have missed
this awesome news story from back in June? Was I the only one?
Anyway, in case you missed it too, apparently back in '94 the U.S. Air Force launched a brief but hilariously awesome inquiry into the possibility of using a bomb that would make the enemy so attracted to each other that they would instantly become gay and couldn't fight because they were too busy getting busy with each other. Seriously. A gay bomb. For real. Tax dollars.
Labels: Comedy, News