The band, that is. The town? Well, it's full of pussies. Like you.
Anyway, back to the kick-ass kids of Athens. Jesus Christ, this must be why public schools have dress codes nowadays. Because if I'd been this fucking bad-ass when I was a kid, I would have worn short-shorts to class every day, just so everyone could see how big my goddamn balls were.
Hey townie, you're what, in your mid-20s, early 30s? And these kids rock your ass right off the stage. You should probably move the fuck out of town and get an insurance job or something. Pussy.
