What A Day - posted by Desktop Publisher @ 10:24 AM | Permanent Link
Congratulations to all those that "voted for change." The Onion always has a great spin on things. Wonkette is especially funny today as well. And CNN got a little freaky last night with their hologram craziness.
"According to exit polls, Obama crushed McCain among women voters (56 percent to 43 percent); voters under 30 (66 percent to 32 percent); African-American voters (95 percent to 4 percent); Latino voters (66 percent to 32 percent); first-time voters (68 percent to 31 percent); and voters making less than $100,000 a year (55 percent to 43 percent)."
Tonight in Athens - posted by Desktop Publisher @ 9:21 AM | Permanent Link
Round 3: Presidential debate. I learned from the "elite media" this morning that both candidates requested their personal air conditioner units to be above their heads so as to counteract the sweat that could show on their faces. They also asked to get exact replicas of the water glasses they'll be holding in the debate in order to avoid it slipping out of their hands later. That's worse than the rock band riders.
In the less frustrating category, we have Creepy and Magnetic Morning at the Caledonia tonight, Birds & Wire at the 40 Watt, Quiet Hooves and some out-of-towners at the Farm, and Ryan Hetrick and company at Flicker.
Just saw this from the Kindercore folks: Come watch the final Obama/McCain debate on the huge projection screen at the GO Bar this Wednesday! There will be McCain bingo, ObamaRad shirts for sale (all profits go to the Obama campaign!) and as many drinks as your little body can handle! After the debate there will be dancing with DJ Fluid Karma and live music from The Matt Kurz One, Jordan & Enoch! Party starts at 8 • Debate starts at 9 • Music until 2
Debate Recap - posted by Desktop Publisher @ 10:04 AM | Permanent Link
Don't forget to check Wonkette for the always hilarious play-by-play of the debates. This time the drinking game was based around the word "maverick."
Here’s what happened last night, in case you missed all the Action because you chose to plan your drinking game around every time Palin said the word “maverick,” in which case you probably died around 9:15 PM.
Worried that welfare costs are rising as the number of taxpayers declines, state Rep. John LaBruzzo, R-Metairie, said Tuesday he is studying a plan to pay poor women $1,000 to have their Fallopian tubes tied. It also could include tax incentives for college-educated, higher-income people to have more children, he said.
On a completely unrelated note, he represents David Duke's old district.
If you remember our discussion on here the other day about Guitar Hero songs, this article may interest you. It seems the Smashing Pumpkins are releasing their next single via the game.
DNC Coverage - posted by Desktop Publisher @ 9:55 AM | Permanent Link
No better place to turn to for the play-by-play of the Democratic National Convention than Wonkette. Last night's lowdown is no exception.
9:39 PM — And now Brokaw’s just going on with a sad list of terrible things — wars without end, economic collapse, national decline, etc. Why does he hate America?
Locals Get Involved with Politics - posted by Desktop Publisher @ 10:29 AM | Permanent Link
If you are an Obama supporter, check out this site launched today by some local musicians, whom most of you probably know.
"After looking in every tube on the internets, we found that there are very few options to A) get rad-looking and inexpensive Obama t-shirts and B) connect a solid monetary high-five to Barack Obama.
We think our shirts are awesome, and we hope you do too. But, the best thing about these shirts is that we’re donating 25% to help Obama win the election in November. Not 25% of the profit, mind you, but 25% of whatever you decide to spend. In essence, if you buy a $10 shirt, you’ve helped us donate $2.50. If you buy a $12 shirt, you’ve helped us donate $3.00. If you buy $1256.38 worth of shirts, you’ve helped us donate $314.10... You get the idea."
Onion's Guide To Pretending To Care About The Election - posted by Mail Clerk @ 8:22 AM | Permanent Link
Pretty funny not only in its guide to non-comments, but also in its perfect morning show mock-up. Also, while the story isn't as funny, the main headline this week is great... "Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency." (Which reminds me of my favorite Wonkette comment of the last couple of weeks: "Why do muskrats hate America?")
Our Next President ... From the Future! - posted by Mail Clerk @ 12:23 AM | Permanent Link
In honor of the big primary today, here's a photography site that has pictures of how the candidates might look in 4 years, as they pass through the hyper-aging gauntlet that is the highest office in the land.
Attn Conspiracy Fans - posted by Mail Clerk @ 12:02 AM | Permanent Link
I was walking to work the other day and noticed a University Union flyer saying that Valerie Plame Wilson (you know, the CIA lady who was outed by the Bush Administration because her husband said that their intelligence was wrong... or something like that) will be speaking at UGA on April 16th. Thought that was kinda cool - and as no one tipped me off about the big Classic Center to-do with all the former secretaries of state the other day, figured I'd give everyone the heads up. More info here.
Attn College Students: A Call To Arms! - posted by Mail Clerk @ 12:35 AM | Permanent Link
In case you missed it, Ted Nugent wrote into CNN with one of the most thought-out responses to the Virginia Tech shootings yet. I think only the Nuge could argue that the obvious lesson in the tragedy is that there needs to be way more guns out there on college campuses. He totally means it and the essay totally rules. Check it:
"Dude, do the keg stand ... or else!" "I bet you if I was armed she wouldn't have said no." "You wanna refigure that tab?!?"
Ah, Nugent. If you don't like it, you can kiss his glock:
(NSFW - but hilarious! Make sure to keep watching after the song for Ted at his gun-craziest.)
Serious Politics - posted by Mail Clerk @ 2:03 AM | Permanent Link
I really couldn't help but laugh when I saw the MySpace homepage yesterday. Try to ignore the trisected (through the magic of screen capturing) Hillary Duff and check out the "Cool New People". (I've since realized that they're putting all the candidates who have pages up there now, but this particular juxtaposition - as opposed to say a business casual Obama with a Jamie Kennedy ad - really works well...) And yes, it's a real page. Why didn't he put "swinger"? It's funny.
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