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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

 
FEELIN' KINDA PATTON:

The new album from Patton Oswalt (aka "the greatest living comedian") is out now. It was recorded live at the 40 Watt last year. I was there. It was awesome. Just thought I should mention it. Read more at the link above.

 
EVERYTHING IDOL UPDATE:

Don't forget to vote for Qualifying Round 5 of Everything Idol (to determine the best thing ever) at this site, as well as Qualifying Round 6 over at the Gardner Linn Fan Club.

As a sidenote, Gardner wrote quite an excellent article on Danger Mouse (the DJ, not the cartoon character) in this week's Flagpole (or is it? - and check out the URL... strange). More on that later.

 
TONIGHT IN ATHENS:

(Most of) Circulatory System will be performing a set tonight at Flicker. The set is expected to be a little more "experimental" than usual, and I'd imagine a bit more low-key as well. It's an early show, though. Starts at 8:30. See ya' there.

 
ROCKIN' ART:

Throughout this summer (till August 21st), the Lyndon House Art Gallery presents "ROCK, Paper, Scissors": a rock poster show. It features works by Nick Cervini (does Elf Power's stuff), David Fairbairn, Wes Freed (does Drive-By Truckers' stuff), Matt Grant and Jeff Wood. I went and checked it out yesterday, and though it's not the largest exhibit in the world (where'd all the stuff that used to be in Clocked go?), it's pretty cool. There's a few cool vintage posters plus a good preview up a nice one that Wes Freed did for the Truckers' upcoming tour. Plus, the museum itself is pretty amazing and there's a great view out the back of it (it's a resource I should visit more often, but always forget about). Go check it out, and don't forget to make a donation on your way out the door.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

 
ORWELLIAN ART:

Among Time Magazine's "50 Coolest Websites" is The Access Project. Basically, it's a public spycam, but way more intrusive on anonymous individuals. Although it seems like it hasn't gone "live" in several months, there are archives of past exhibitions. Kinda creepy, kinda cool. Mostly creepy.

 
OFFICE VOCABULARY

Here's a few translations from your boss...

"Could you check this out...?" = "I'm too lazy to follow up on this, could you do it for me?"

"It's not your fault." = "It's my fault, but I'm too scared to say it."

"Let's have a meeting about it." = "I'm out of ideas and figured we could just waste some time this afternoon."

For some more useful office vocabulary, check out this page. It's got a list of office phrases, tips on how to succeed as an executive, and some other stuff. And there's even bowel-related humor (Robo-Dave, I'm looking your way here). Some of it's funny, some not so, but you can find your way around - through the sea of advertisements.

Monday, June 28, 2004

 
ORDER IN THE PUMP:

So, it appears that some judges are bored at their jobs too. He should visit our site if he's bored at work!

* Thanks to Dry Cleaner for the link.

 
CONCERT REVIEW - THE GLANDS:

Note: I'm posting this for Mail Clerk who is unable to access the blog today. He'll be back tomorrow...

THE GLANDS @ 40 WATT 6/26/04
An almost full 40 Watt waited patiently for The Glands to start their twice-a-year concert/social event on Saturday. Many notable musicians-about-town were in attendance (including Michael "Doesn't-Even-Try-To-Blend-Anymore" Stipe). Unfortunately, the opening act, "The Lone Official" made a last-minute cancellation (something to do with a birth), but members of The Good Ship played a low-key impromptu set in their place to a small but (at least semi-)appreciative audience.

The Glands, in apparently a great mood (for them - which is like an 'okay' mood for everyone else), thanked the audience several times for coming in such numbers. They played flawlessly - and the sound of the show was to me, the best in recent memory in any club. They played nearly every song from both of their albums (with the notable exception of "Skin"), plus several new songs. Obviously, I don't know their names (one kept mentioning - "Southern Charm", which seems like a great name for a song), but the new material is alot like the old material. Very good. One or two of the new songs in particular were probably their best, and I can't wait for the new CD (still no word on date or label - rumors of "Velocette" abound, but I hope they're untrue).

You can't necessarily say a Glands show "rocks" per se, but what they do, they do very well, and I think everyone there knew they were watching something impressive (and it was a pretty diverse crowd). Among the encore songs (there were several) was a cover of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" (which, as you can imagine, was a perfect choice for them and weirdly seems to carry more weight than the poppy tune implies these days, though Tears For Fears was always a bit like that). Guess we'll have to wait for their winter show or the new CD's magical, mysterious release date to hear what's next for The Glands, but you can bet it'll be good.

Friday, June 25, 2004

 
BEST THING EVER - ROUND 5:

Here's the Internet-savvy Round 5 of Best Thing Ever. Voting continues for Round 4 over at GLFC until midnight on Monday.

1. Google.com


In the seemingly distant past, if you wanted to know things like "Top 10 Lounge Songs" or "Where do octopus live", you would have to pick up these books called encyclopedias. However, thanks to google, we're all a little smarter. (*thanks to evilsponge.org for the funny search phrases)

2. eBay.com


Where else can you go to buy/sell cars, shoes, wood, and/or celebrities' trash?

3. MapQuest.com


Before the days of MapQuest, how did anyone find anything???

4. Weather.com


Remember when we had to sit through an entire night of local news to see Guy Sharpe give the local forecast? Those days are long gone.

So vote away! We'll keep the ballot open until... hell, I dunno... until we get enough votes.

 
15 MINUTES OF BLOG:

A couple weeks ago, we told you about this librarian and her RIAA goodies... Well, it turns out that she's been getting some nice attention from the "real press". Check it out.

Her advice is as follows, "NEVER doubt that something you post in a blog can actually draw attention..." So get typing ROBO-DAVE, I wanna see you get interviewed by the BBC!

Thursday, June 24, 2004

 
MY VACATION PHOTO:

Been meaning to post some photos from my recent vacation, so here ya go...


 
WORD ON THE STREET (CLAYTON STREET):


Since I've already blabbed about this in a comments area, might as well make it "news"...

I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that Jack Logan's "Monday Night Recorders" project may have finally found a home for distribution. For those who are unfamiliar, Jack and several friends (including Barbara Cue's William Tonks, former Possibility Kevin Lane, and former Dashboard Savior Rob Veal amongst others) would get together a few Monday nights a month to write and record music - all over the course of last year. The result was about 100 songs, in five "volumes" (and a single on this year's AthFest compilation).

Now, it seems, that material will be culled down to one (or maybe two) CD's worth of music for an official release. As you can imagine, not all the songs recorded are "instant classics" by any means, but there's a ton of great stuff from those sessions (and plenty of cool guest appearances), and I'm glad it's found a home. No word on release date, but most likely this fall/winter.

Jack himself has recently relocated to New York for a short time (a coupla' years or so, I'm told). We wish him the best and eagerly await his return.

In the meantime, you can still download several "singles" from the sessions (as well as read about them and see accompanying artwork) at AthensMusic.net. (In a related note, they've posted a list of cool albums on the way. It was done a while ago, but still holds for the most part.)

 
BIG, WEIRD NEWS DAY:

Mutant Huns, Hibernating Primates, and Olsen Updates... oh my.

 
THIS IS JUST PLAIN SICK!

This article details how Playgirl has listed ANDY ROONEY as one of its 18 candidates for sexiest TV newscaster. Playgirl's qualifications for this award, you ask? "We're looking for all the elements that make the perfect guy — intelligence, personality and good looks," said Michelle Zipp, Playgirl's editor in chief. So...they honestly think that ANDY ROONEY is intelligent, personable, and good looking????? I must be losing my mind!

 
THE STATE DVD:

Hell yeah! They are finally coming out with a DVD for the State.

Not familiar with the State? Get to reading!

 
ATHENS RADIO:

Got a forwarded e-mail from Athens singer-songwriter Julie Powell (courtesy of Student Worker - thanks!):

Just wanted to let you know that Bryan [Shaw] and I will be on WUGA 91.7 FM this afternoon from 4:06-4:30. We'll be playing a live preview of some of the material we'll be playing tonight and doing a little interview. If you're near a radio, tune in!
Julie


Listen online: www.wuga.org.

 
MORE TAXES TO PAY:

So, you think that selling weed means that you don't have to pay taxes? Not in Kansas!

 
THE COVER UP:


For those of you who don't read athensmusic.com (from whence I stole this link - thanks AMdC!), the Banner has a great article up on I Am The World Trade Center. The recent Flagpole Award winners (yes, they actually deserved it) have a new album, titled "The Cover Up", coming out this coming Tuesday (the 29th). It's not everyday a bio-engineer makes a pop record. Read all about it here.

 
EDITORIAL: TECHNOLOGY & THE 40 HOUR WORK WEEK

Since the industrial revolution, technology has supposedly been increasing exponentially and in the meantime making work efficiency, output, and productivity increase at nearly the same rate. At least, that's what they* say. And yet, the 40 hour work week has been in place for generations now. Why? Since we can work more quickly and efficiently than ever before, shouldn't that equate to more time off? I'd say, if they're going to keep this silly practice, then in order to prevent (or at least stem the tide of) over-industrialization, it becomes the civic duty of all responsible citizens to decrease their work output. To not slack is to stand in mockery of all the marvelous engineering and invention of the past century of American progress. And that's some cold shizzle...


* = economists and historians worldwide. shut up.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

 
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE DIAMOND DOGS:

They almost made past the evil Texas Longhorns. Still, they were one of the final 4 teams in the College World Series... so let's hear it for the diamond dogs.

What's the matter? Don't you people keep up with sports?

 
PIMPING DBT:



Here's a better look at the new Drive-By Truckers cover art by Wes Freed (who did covers/art for The Southern Rock Opera and Decoration Day as well). You can also pre-order the album at their website and they promise you'll get it before the 8/24 release date.

 
SING IT LOUD...

The American Film Institute has released ANOTHER list...this time of the 100 greatest movie songs. Noticeably absent: "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr. from "Ghostbusters" and "She's Like the Wind" by Patrick Swayze from "Dirty Dancing". There sure is a hell of a lot of stuff from West Side Story and The Sound of Music on there...makes you wonder...

 
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

I've never understood the concept of awarding an honorary degree or doctorate to someone, especially to celebrities. Seems the University of St. Andrews over in Scotland has awarded an honorary doctorate of music degree to none other than Bob Dylan. Personally, I think it's much cooler (although equally as useless) to be knighted...Sir Dylan, anyone????

 
FISKING FLAGPOLE


Well, Flagpole did a bit better this week, and it was good to see. Let's start with the good stuff...
Todd McBride and the Monday Nite Nobodies finally got a decent ABC write-up. All the ABC picks featured locals AND a semi-local ("Venice is Sinking") got a big article. Republishing that Ray Charles interview was a good idea... it was well done to begin with and a proper memorial. Within the "Clubnotes", there were some very good comments on the placement of the festival, it's line-up, and some quite-justified complaints about who got main stage time and who didn't.

And the Will Oldham review was fantastic. Inspired and enthusiastic - it's the kind of thing that causes what Dave Schools calls FOMS (Fear Of Missing Something). I ditched that festival out of laziness and now I feel bad about it and certainly will do my best not to miss something like that if given the opportunity again. Gordon's notes (in Threats & Promises) on that band SIDS (whoever they are) kinda does the same thing. Imagine if only those kinda things were written about locals more often...

Now, onto the complaints...
The best shows this weekend (what could be called "outside AthFest" - Five-Eight, Todd McBride, and The Glands all playing separate shows), got no more than regular ABC listings.

And the actual AthFest coverage: Did anyone read that giant praise-heaping paragraph on "Uberbuzz"? Think the reviewer knows someone in the band, perhaps? Why give that much space to them when you ignore Hayride, Hope For Agoldensummer, and the AMAZING line-up at the Caledonia both nights (seriously, to not mention that in both issues about AthFest is crime), and barely touch on We Vs. The Shark? Whose 'personal taste trumps serving the readers', again? And you can't point your finger at the Banner when they went out and took a legitimate poll of folks in-the-know about great Athens music while y'all handed out trinkets to 'Modern Skirts'.

Finally, you'd think that Of Montreal weren't #2 in CMJ right now. That's kind of a big deal (as big a deal in many circles as say... Phish breaking up) - good publicity can add fuel to that fire. Or you can ignore them returning triumphant from the biggest tour of their careers. Your choice.

Flagpole, we know your job is a hard one. Lots to cover and lots of folks to answer to. But we're kinda your target audience of readers (people who actually go to shows), and these are suggestions that may improve your coverage and attract more of us... and also it's fun.

See ya' at the show,
-The Day Jobs

 
CELEBRITY BLOGGING:

The Onion offers a list/review of celebrity blogs.

 
ONE LESS BLOG TO READ = MORE WORK FOR ME:

It looks like Athensmusic.com is considering shutting down. However, they're asking for feedback...

So go to the site and answer their questions. Convince 'em not to shut down. If they do, the only source for Athens music information will be Flagpole... do you want that?

 
HAPPY MIDSUMMER!*:

Need an excuse to do something? Check out the daily holiday listing from Holidays on the Net. It's just what it sounds like - a (what I assume to be nearly-complete) list of holidays for each day of the calendar year (updated weekly). For example, don't forget to remind your parents that Saturday is "Descendents Day".

* = Also, a big 'way to go on your victory' to my Estonian friends!

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

 
MARY-KATE OLSEN - SKINNY:

Well, it appears that Mary Kate Olsen has anorexia. Welcome to womanhood.

 
LOLLAPALOOZA CANCELLED!

Poor ticket sales have forced Lollapalooza organizers to pull the plug. It's a shame - I would have loved to have seen Morrissey, Sonic Youth, and The Flaming Lips all in one day. Check out the story here.

 
EDITORIAL: MY META-REVIEW

While we're on the subject, I'm starting to get an awful distaste for music reviews. Why can't reviewers just say a bit of what it's like, musically and lyrically, maybe make a comparison or two, explain the mood and to what degree it effected them and how they liked it or didn't - the end. Why do they have to go into all these mean-nothing, faux-poetic tangents (the following are all from recent reviews I've hated):

-"The harmonies coalesce like dandelion dust, fragile stems rooted in spidery electric guitar and cresting electronics."

-"A stark, lonely whistle introduces plucked strings, only hinting at the full sounds to come."

-"He writes with the self-confidence of a man at peace with his gauzy gifts. He sings like a father talking to a child he respects or like a husband to a wife he adores."

...and so on and so forth. And these are from Pitchfork, Flagpole, and Spin (in that order - don't wanna link to the actual reviews because I don't wanna embarrass the artists involved). It's everywhere.

Finally, guys: you're not gonna talk the girls from Azure Ray into sleeping with you because you bust out all the "poetic sensibilities" you left stuck in between the pages of your English textbooks for your review. Believe me, if you could, I'd've dedicated my life to the art of review-writing years ago...

Sorry for the rant.

 
TODAY A GHOST IS BORN...

I can't believe no one has posted to pee on themselves about the new Wilco album being released today. Sure, we've all downloaded it off the internet months ago and they've had it streaming on their own website as well so we've all heard it already, but every now and then I like to buy actual cds just for the liner notes.

Let me save you the time of reading the reviews - every single one describes the album as "brilliant," "enigmatic," and "weird." Props to Tweedy and the boys.

 
POPFEST UPDATE:

There's a few updates regarding this summer's Popfest in Athens, GA. As previously reported here, Happy Happy Birthday to Me Records is hosting a 4 day musical event from August 4-7, 2004. The lineup has adjusted a little, and now includes the Minders, Boyracer, the Late BP Helium, Sunshine Fix, Marshmallow Coast, Bunnygrunt, and many more. For the full lineup, go here.

You can buy a full event pass for $42, or you can buy single day passes at the shows for $12. Each day features 13+ bands, so I'd say that's a pretty good deal. Should be pretty fun.

 
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF CHAOS:

Computer Support found this link, and I'm just bored enough to post it...

It appears that the IHOC (home to many a great house party show over the years) is about to change hands - and the current owners are trying to find folks cool enough to support the tradition of this great independent venue. If you or someone you know might be interested, you can read all about it here. Even if you're not actually interested, there's a really funny icon for one of the folks who responded featuring parodies of those billboards on the highway that feature fake quotes from a sassy deity.

As a sidenote, there are tentative plans for what maybe a final show at the venue (let's hope not!) on July 24th. So far, Annaray and the Fairburn Royals are on the bill; another act or two TBA. We'll post more on that when it gets closer to time...

 
PITCHFORKMEDIA AND THE BEASTIE BOYS:

Well, looks like the boys at pitchforkmedia are learning pretty fast that you sorta have to tell the truth. The other day, they posted a review of the Beasties new album. However, they've now removed it from their site and have the following retraction:

>> RETRACTION

Last Tuesday, June 15th, Pitchfork published a review of the Beastie Boys' To the 5 Boroughs by Brent DiCrescenzo, a frequent and trusted contributor. In his review, Brent detailed experiences with the Beastie Boys' public relations firm Nasty Little Man, and its president Steve Martin, over the course of several years. Pitchfork has since determined that a number of DiCrescenzo's assertions were false, based on corroborated statements from the two parties he claimed were participating in the chain of events referred to in the review. With apologies to Steve Martin and Nasty Little Man, we have retracted the original review in its entirety, and would like to make the following known publicly, to correct any and all falsities perpetrated by Brent's review:

1) Radiohead were never in Milan in June 1999.

2) Radiohead never moved a concert from Villa Reale in Milan to Monza in 1999, 2000 or otherwise.

3) Steve Martin never "forgot to tell" Brent that the concert was moved, as it was not.

4) Neither Steve Martin, nor anyone working for Nasty Little Man, ever confirmed a Radiohead interview with Brent DiCrescenzo or Pitchfork.

5) Brent DiCrescenzo's declaration that Steve Martin had not gotten back to him or Mean magazine about a possible Beastie Boys interview after six weeks is untrue: Martin was in constant contact with Mean publisher Kashy Khaledi and editor Andy Hunter throughout that period.

6) Mean magazine never "delayed their publication to accomodate [Martin's] procrastination." Kashy Khaledi did so of his own volition in order to keep the Beastie Boys cover story Martin had confirmed and saw through with him every step of the way.

7) Steve Martin has never, to Brent DiCrescenzo's knowledge, "dangled [his] major artists... like carrots to the media in an attempt to blackmail press for features" on less established artists or bands.

Sincerely,
Pitchfork Media >>

If you're interested, read the original full review (thanks to antidisingenuous).

 
AND THE WINNER IS...


Initial design for refridgeration - the inspiration for A/C.

Well, the winner of Qualifying Round 3 of "Everything Idol" (the ongoing contest to determine the Best Thing Ever) was none other than Air-Conditioning. Congratulations, A/C! Big-ups to Willis Haviland Carrier!

Qualifying Round 4 is now up at the Gardner Linn Fan Club. It's extremely Gardner-iffic, featuring "Homicide" (the TV show, not the act), "Infinite Jest", pizza delivery, and REM's "Automatic For The People". Go cast your vote now and be heard!

Monday, June 21, 2004

 
WRITE YOUR OWN MOVIE (description):

Maddox, webmaster of The Best Page in the Universe, has devised his own "Tom Clancy Plot Generator" - which is contained within this great article. Try it. You too can design Hollywood films!
(Article contains "questionable" - aka "awesome" - language.)

 
OH NO, A LIST!:

In honor of AthFest, the Athens-Banner's music staff did a poll recently of what the best albums to come out of this town are (asking people that might actually know of such things). Surprisingly, I partially agree with the results. All the 'honorable mentions' (albums that got more than one vote) and the voters are listed, but since you have to register to read it (and since this is a website dedicated to laziness), here's at least the top 10 (in no particular order, I don't think):

The Glands, "The Glands" (2000)
R.E.M., "Murmur" (1983)
R.E.M., "Life's Rich Pageant" (1986)
Pylon, "Gyrate" (1980)
Pylon, "Chomp" (1983)
The Olivia Tremor Control, "Music from the Unrealized Film Dusk at Cubist Castle" (1996)
Vic Chesnutt, "Drunk" (1992)
Love Tractor, "Love Tractor" (1982)
Neutral Milk Hotel, "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" (1998)
The B-52's, "The B-52's" (1979)

 
ATHFEST LINGERS LIKE THE SWEAT UNDER MY ARMS:

Mail Clerk covered the weekend pretty well... However I saw a few shows that he didn't, so here's my additions to his review:

- Heros Severum played the best set I've ever seen them play. The closer was a cover of "Get ur freak on" by Missy Elliot, and it brought the house down.

- Hayride played an extremely tight and rocking set. There were actually a few teenaged, grunged-out slam dancers in the front of the crowd... which made for some nice entertainment.

- The Whigs played a nice set, including a couple of numbers featuring horns. Enjoyed the music, but their crowd sure is annoying... lots of ball-cappers.

All in all, it was a great weekend. Hope ya'll made it out

 
SHELLAC IN ATHENS:

Did anyone make it out to see yesterday's musical guest at Chase Park's whiffle ball tournament? If so, e-mail us a review and we'll post it here.

 
ATHFEST LINGERS LIKE THE RINGING IN MY EARS:


"We are SO fortunate to live in a town like this..." --Adam Musick

Man, what a great weekend. Hope everyone else's was as good as mine. Now, I'm gonna rant a bit and then get off the subject (until, of course, Flagpole prints their take).

Firstly, a big thanks to Jared Bailey, Troy Aubrey, Jeff Montgomery, and all their coworkers and volunteers who do what they do to make this happen once a year. It's a fantastic experience for a music junky like me - and it really brings in some great crowds.

Now, the shows...
I think I have 3 new favorite bands. Chances are, I won't miss any upcoming shows from Kimberly Morgan and The Everloving Band, Don Chambers + GOAT, or Bad Music (aka Meat Wave aka "Those guys from Harvey Milk plus Frank and Neal"). I think Don Chambers especially kinda became the buzz band of the festival after the incredible performance at the Flagpole Awards. Think Tom Waits but heavier, with Southern-gothic lyrics and a banjo (so, you know, like Crooked Fingers covering Johnny Cash). It's awesome. (I've been told they're "90% Done" with an album - can't wait.)

Friday: Caught solid sets by The Tom Collins, Daisy, and The Weight, then headed over to see Don Chambers + GOAT rock the Caledonia. Headed back to the outdoor stage to see a fantastic set by Camper Van Beethoven. I'd never seen them live before and it was really impressive.

Headed into the Caledonia afterwards to catch the Fairburn Royals. Despite faltering bass equipment, they hit a mid-set stride that peaked with their final two songs featuring none other than Robo-Dave on guitar. A very appreciative crowd seemed to agree with me. Jackpot City took the stage next - which, sadly is when the community bass amplifier went to crap. However, the fact that they didn't miss a note in the process attests to how amazingly together they are. And it really was a good set. Acetate followed - more of the same bass problems, but when they finally got it patched up, the frustration got channeled into a blazing, hardcore ending to the night. Their last few songs especially might have been their best live performance I've caught.

Saturday: Here's where our outdoor line-up complaints really came into play. The main stage played host to The Sunshine Fix. They're great. Other than that...

Now, the (tiny) side stage on the other hand had Atlanta's DJ/Hip-hop group Psyche Origami putting together a really impressive set in a limited amount of time. They were followed on that stage by Annaray - who played 15 minutes worth of rock that out-rocked most everything else on either of the stages. One of the best shows I've ever seen them play.

A very ill David Barbe was forced to cancel his show at the Caledonia (still haven't heard if the annual Chase Park whiffle-ball game took place or not on Sunday). But other than that, I can't say much more other than that this night was the highlight of my year musically. To put Ceiling Fan, Lona, and Southern Bitch in front of a packed out, amazingly "into-it" crowd at the Caledonia is genius (there were a few changes one could've made to have made it the most perfect evening ever - air conditioning, sound system, adding another few of my favorite acts - but let's not split hairs). Add the debut of Bad Music (which was like hardcore rock compressed into a slowed down blues-rock style) and several good friends to share it with, and it's a night that talked me into not leaving to see all the other great acts playing.

Sunday: The 8-Track Gorilla was welcomed back warmly by the sweat-soaked mid-afternoon crowd - with Knight Seeker as his backing band and special singers "The Love Handles". They kicked through a set of covers in his usual fashion (off-key but funny) and made the heat worth it.

Word On The Street: I hear tale that the show at Tasty World was equally amazing - with Hayride and Heros Severum playing a particularly great sets and We Vs. The Shark making the most of out their brief 30 minutes and even playing "Groove Is In The Heart". Sad to have missed that stuff, as well as Donkey Punch, Hope For Agoldensummer, and Wild Gumbo. But so it goes...

Overall, I don't expect this good of a music weekend for a while (I can think of a few coming up that are really good, though). Would love to hear what everyone else thought...

(For links to these bands, see our previous posts: Friday, Saturday, Sunday.)

Friday, June 18, 2004

 
SHOWTIME!


AthFest is here.

 
ADDENDUM INFO FOR ATHFEST:

A few last-minute notes...

-Donnie Chambers' new band, GOAT, was amazing last night at the awards show. Worth a viewing tonight, even if you're skipping out on part of Camper Van Beethoven's set (yes, they're that good).

-This will be Lona's last show for a while. With an impending line-up change, tours for Clay's other bands this summer, and recording in the fall, don't expect to see them much for the next few months. Catch 'em while you can.

-"Meat Wave" is now known as "Bad Music" (I'm not joking, that's actually their new name).

See y'all at the fest...

 
EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR TONIGHT:

Here's everything you need to enjoy tonight's Athfest activities:

Athfest Site
The Day Job's Picks
Flagpole's Picks
Club Crawl Planner
Athens Weather

Kick ass, take names.

 
FLAGPOLE MUSIC AWARDS WINNERS:

Well, the Chasers rocked so hard last night that my memory's a bit blurry on this one, but I think this is how the results turned out (see this page if you want to see the nominees again):

Jazz
Artie Ball Swing Band

Chamber
Viktor and Andrej

Experimental
Garbage Island

DJ/Electronic
I am the World Trade Center

Blues
Park Bench Trio

Country/Americana/Roots Rock
Drive-By Truckers

Rock
Bain Mattox

Pop
Modern Skirts

Jam/Improv
Lionz

Cover
Just These Dudes

R&B/Soul/Funk
Parakeet Nelson

Folk/Bluegrass
Packway Handle Band

Hip Hop/Rap
Ishues

Punk
Guff

Singer/Songwriter
Bain Mattox

Favorite Album Cover Art
Ishues - Reality Flow by Ron Lewis

Band/Performer of the Year
Drive-By Truckers

Album of the Year
Parakeet Nelson - Risky Biscuits

Best Up and Coming
Modern Skirts

Strongest Supporter of the Music Scene
WUOG-90.5fm

Also, as for the Sprockets Music Video Awards, the audience choice went to a video by "Ratbot" and the top award went to a Maserati video - sorry, can't remember the name of it at the moment. Also, there was a guest appearance by the 8-Track Gorilla (in his ACC Jail orange jumpsuit - as he's recently busted out) to announce the video award winner. Magic.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

 
ATHFEST PLANNER:

Athensmusic.com has provided a really helpful Club Crawl planner for Athfest. Check it out.

 
IT BEGINS!!! (TONIGHT IN ATHENS):


If you weren't out last night, you missed a great prelude to the opening of AthFest. Kimberly Morgan and the Everloving Band were incredible, and Sprockets was a good time too.

But tonight it all begins officially with the Flagpole Music Awards Show - featuring Fairmount Fair, Murder Beach, and Park Bench Trio. The Truckers are actually in town right now too (for the night), and word has it they'll be on hand to pick up the many awards I'm sure they'll be receiving (and are deserving of!).

Afterwards, you can go to the official after-party at the 40 Watt (for free with your AthFest wristband or ticket stub from the awards show) OR a recently-announced late night show featuring the best country band around, The Chasers, playing two sets at the Caledonia (you have to pay - but c'mon, it's the Chasers!).

All in all, should be a great start to a rock/drink-filled weekend.

 
ROCK 'N ROLL PSA'S:

From Splendidezine: "In addition to improving the health and physical well-being of the community, PSAs have a more powerful, completely untapped use -- improving the community's aesthetic well-being. Want to curb the number of shitty local bands? Want to convince kids who just don't get it that they're better off not picking up an instrument at all? Want to hassle music fans about their continual support of mediocrity? Want to ultimately decrease your influx of horrible promo CDs by educating the public about how to make better music? Than you need some rocker-friendly PSAs."

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

 
BEST THING EVER QUALIFYING ROUND 3:

Well, here we go... As honorary hosts for another round of "Everything Idol" (an ongoing contest to determine the Best Thing Ever - started by the Gardner Linn Fan Club), we're hosting our own round here - Qualifying Round 3. Without further ado, the contestants...


1. Coca-Cola - the world's largest-selling beverage. It tastes damn good and goes with nearly everything. Wakes you up. Aids digestion. It's wonderful.


2. Otis Redding's Music - unarguably the greatest soul singer of all time. Otis had a voice that embodies desperate love.


3. Monty Python's Flying Circus - Man, that's a funny show. Brilliant and absurd and you wonder how it ever got on the air but are damn glad that it did. And it all holds up.


4. Air Conditioning - I mean, it's air-conditioning. What else do you want?

It's really a shame that these things have to face off so early, but that's the luck of the draw. Vote in the comments section. Polls close Monday at 5PM.

 
BEASTIE BOYS/PITCHFORKMEDIA:

Did anyone read the Beastie Boys review on Pitchformedia yesterday? I went to the site today, and they had this disclaimer:

"Beastie Boys retraction: The original version of Pitchfork's review of the Beastie Boys' To the 5 Boroughs, published yesterday, detailed the author's accounts of working with the Beastie Boys' public relations firm Nasty Little Man, and its president Steve Martin, over several years. Many of the author's claims are now in dispute from the firm. We have tried to reach the author, but his whereabouts are presently unknown. As such, we cannot attest to the factuality of the author's account, and have removed all reference to Steve Martin and his company from the review."

Does anyone know what yesterday's review said about the PR firm? If so, post it in the comments.

 
DETROIT ROCK CITY:

I don't really care for professional basketball, but I sure was happy to see the Lakers lose. Karl Malone is pure evil, man.

 
TONIGHT IN ATHENS:

You have a choice, you can either see Kimberly Morgan & The Everloving Band make their debut at Flicker. Kimberly has a great country-voice (think classic - like Loretta Lynn or something like that) and is backed by her husband and sometimes-dbt-drummer Brad Morgan as well as another husband and wife team: Adam & Wendy Musick of Southern Bitch.

OR you can go see the Sprockets Music + Video Show at the 40 Watt for the unofficial opening of AthFest. See this page for more on that.

Both start early - Kimberly Morgan at 8:30, Sprockets at 8 - but you'll have to decide. Damnit.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

 
BATTLE FOR THE BEST THING EVER CONTINUES:

After kitties narrowly defeated the Pixies' "Surfer Rosa" in round 1, Qualifying Round 2 of the Best Thing Ever contest has begun over at the Gardner Linn Fan Club. Vote now or be counted as mute.

 
PIMPING VIC:


Vic celebrates.

Today, New West Records has reissued Vic Chesnutt's first four albums: "Little", "West of Rome", "Drunk", and "Is The Actor Happy?" - each remastered and complete with bonus tracks and liner notes by famous people. For more details, read this.

(Word of warning: "Drunk" contains a pressing error - skips in places - I'm sure there's jokes to be made with the title somewhere in here. The other one I've listened to so far, "Little", is error-free as far as I can tell.)

 
ATHFEST PICKS: SUNDAY

There's a few great acts to catch outdoors. First and foremost, 8-Track Gorilla makes his triumphant return to the stage with Knight Seeker as his backing band at 2PM (sharp!). Knight Seeker's bassist, Dikki Lixx, has promised a few really great surprises in the set, so I'm not gonna miss it.

There's a few other acts I'd like to catch that day: The Artie Ball Swing Band, Ben Mize, The Normaltown Flyers (Where art though, Allen's?), and one of the oldest bands in Athens (40 years? - that's longer than most marriages): The Jesters. Unfortunately, I have old people of my own to hang out with - as it's also Father's Day. So, for me, it's 8-Track and then hitting the road with another fun AthFest weekend gone by (and probably a headache as well).

 
ATHFEST PICKS: SATURDAY

Luckily, my girlfriend will be outta town Saturday night... so I'll be free to drown in music geekdom. For me, the night will start at 5:00 PM when I head down to the outdoor stage to catch Sunshine Fix. Then I'll probably go get some dinner and make it back in time to catch Psyche Origami and Annaray outdoors. I've been listening to Annaray's 1st album "Theodore" alot recently, and I am anxious to catch 'em live for the 1st time.

Next, I'll prolly head over to Caledonia to catch a few country ditties from David Barbe and will stick around long enough for a bit of Meat Wave. Meat Wave used to be a band called Mother, and from what I hear it's some fantastic noise. Even though Tasty World is so so far away, I'll run across to see a few selections from Hayride. Athfest wouldn't be Athfest without Hayride.

At around 10:45 I'd like to go over to Nuci's Space for Hope for agoldensummer, but I hear there is a door charge in addition to the Athfest wristband over there... and cash is low.

On my way back to the 40 Watt, I'll stop by the Lunch paper to see if I'm in time for the Ginger Envelope. If not, I'll head on over to the 40 watt for SciFu who are s'posed to be purty damned intense. After I'm no longer able to handle the racket, I'll go over to the Caledonia to see Ceiling Fan play some of their infectious pop. ARE YOU READY TO SOFT ROCK?

At this point, my schedule begins to get a little more hectic. I'll stick around for half of Lona's set (one of the best bands in town) at Caledonia and try make it to Tasty World by 12:40 to do some math homework with Heros Severum. After a handful of Heros, I'll run over to the 40 Watt to hopefully hear a few from Summer Hymns. After the Summer Hymns have played a few western-pop songs, I'll run next door to the 'donia to get my head pounded by Southern Bitch. If I'm still on my feet, I'll head across town to end the evening with We Vs. The Shark. Whew, I'm tired just thinking about it!

 
ATHFEST PICKS: FRIDAY

Well, AthFest's opening line-up gives me just enough time to rush home after work, change and hit the streets with a vengeance (eating will have to be on-the-go or while I'm watching something)...

At 6PM on the outdoor stage Dodd Ferrelle & The Tinfoil Stars roots-rock it out and lead straight into an even rockin-er act: The sometimes-Athens, sometimes-Atlanta balls-out rock of The Tom Collins. But here-in lies the first conflict of a festival with so much to see because at the same time, the Athens Film Foundation's "Athens Picture Show" starts at the Morton Theatre - featuring all sorts of cool short films, documentaries, and whatnot from local filmmakers. I've seen a couple of the entries and if the other stuff's as good, it oughta make for a good bit of entertainment. Decisions, decisions.

Of course, at 7:40, "vacation-core" outfit Murder Beach hits the outdoor stage. I've never seen 'em (but I've heard good things) and this sort of this is exactly the reason AthFest is good - I get to listen for free. They're followed by Daisy at 8PM. Ever since their big come-back show this past winter, Daisy's been playing seemingly nothing but big gigs - most recently opening for The Fall (and ditching an opportunity to open for The Pernice Brothers in the process). They're pretty good, though, so they deserve it. Tonight, they open for local Americanist/Skateboarder Joseph Plunket and his band The Weight - who start at 8:40. Those guys have just been getting better and better lately, so I expect a great show.

And they best bring a great show, because they're opening for none other than Camper Van Beethoven who will own the stage from 9-10:20 that night. I don't need to describe them to you, I'm sure. So, I'll just say that I'm looking forward to seeing them. The only sad part is that they happen to be playing at the same time as Flicker-bartender/Folksman Donnie Chambers and his band GOAT.

But maybe I'll check a bit of Don's set out, because the place to be on Friday night is The Caledonia. At 10, The Close takes the stage - an Atlanta act I've actually wanted to see but haven't. Then, at 11, one of my absolute favorite bands in Athens, the Fairburn Royals, take the stage. That "undying faith in the power of a catchy tune" description Flagpole keeps running is pretty accurate. And in case your sweet-tooth is still craving something, there's the sugary-rock of usually-girl-group Jackpot City (though Ben Mize may still be sitting in on drums - which is always good thing). However, Magnapop is playing the 40 Watt at the same time, so you have the opportunity to girl-rock-it in more ways than one.

For misogynists or non-pop-fans you can see Kevin Kinney's Sun-Tangled Angel Revue at the same time at Last Call at 12:30. But really, I'm too lazy to wander all that way just to be back at The Caledonia to see Dave Schools, Kevin Sweeney, and Ben Mize's super-awesome-power-trio Acetate finish the night off with an ass-kicking set. Really, it's gonna be a good night.

Monday, June 14, 2004

 
COUNTDOWN TO ATHFEST: 3 DAYS


Hey, anybody heard of this little shindig? (Yeah, I said it.)

AthFest is happening this week! Just a couple of days. Never too early to get started planning, right? Well, they've redesigned their website recently in anticipation of the event, so check out their outdoor stage line-up, venue listings, and band listings - plus a bunch of other stuff. Yes, there's some problems with it, but also it's going to be one of the best music weekends in Athens for a long time to come. Personally, I can't wait. Back with more later...

 
OFFICE HEALTH:

For those trapped in this 8-to-5 fluorescent world, maintaining your health can be a challenge. After all, if you don't bring your lunch, then you're eating crap all the time, and mostly sitting all week - and the human body has basic health needs that can't be satisfied by whatever weekend sports league you may or may not belong to. And since we all know the 'gym' is lame, how about ways to exercise at work?

Well, we've already talked about taking extra long to do things as a way to slack - but this principal can be applied to exercise as well. Always take the stairs, take the longest route between any two points, make several stops at opposite locations in the building before you arrive at your destination and never, ever use the restroom located on your floor. All that motion, combined with the massive amount of fluid intake we recommend, should start you off okay. We'd welcome any comments other casual office-exercisers may have to contribute. (And no, this is nothing like mall-walking.)

 
BEIJING/MENDOZA LINE LIVE REVIEW:

On Friday night, the Caledonia Lounge Friday played host to one of my all-time favorite bands, The Mendoza Line. Luckily, I arrived in time to catch the openers, Beijing. Beijing had kind of a ramshackle, western, breezy, pop thing going on... which I liked alot. During their set I noticed that one of the guys from the Drag is playing with them. I used to be a big fan-boy of the Drag 8-9 years ago, so it was a nice surprise to see him playing in a local band.

Afterwards, the Mendoza Line came out. Unfortunately, most of the crowd disappeared after Beijing played (including the band)... but it was definitely their loss. Mendoza Line played a superb set to 7-8 people. They played songs from a variety of their albums including selections from Lost in Revelry, We're all in this Alone, and Poems to a Pawnshop. They even played a few new ones (or at least they were new to me) that were top-notch. Go check this band out at their Web site. They also have a new one coming out in August on Bar/None Records.

 
SUV STD:

I got stuck behind one of those box-car things Honda makes and markets to Gen-X'ers on my way to work today. The person was driving like a moron. It's not that moronic driving doesn't happen in cars of all shapes and sizes (and not like I've never driven like a moron), but when it's in a car like that, I can't see anything happening up ahead, and thus, have to rely on that moron to watch the road for me (and keep my distance in the meantime)... sorry for the rant, but the point is, for the first time, I might have something I may actually agree with the French about (scary precedent, I know) - given that they license certain exceptions.

Friday, June 11, 2004

 
BEST THING EVER CONTEST:

A new inter-blog competition (which may soon engulf this site - stay tuned) has begun at the Gardner Linn Fan Club with the goal of crowning a winner "Best Thing Ever". Head on over there to cast your vote in Qualifying Round 1. Only one thing can win... Let your voice be heard!

 
RING THE BELLS AGAIN:


"We lost a genius and we lost my brother," Brown said. "You've lost a cornerstone of good, and that hurts real bad."

You said it, godfather.

 
"WE AIN'T NEVER GONNA CHANGE, WE AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' WRONG..."


From New West Records:

Drive-By Truckers’ The Dirty South in stores 08/24/04
On August 24th, New West Records releases the sixth album from Drive-By Truckers - The Dirty South. If Decoration Day was about the choices people make and living with the results and ramifications, the songs on The Dirty South are about people who now believe they have no choice and how this leads some of them to turn to a life of crime to provide for their families. One thing is certain – the band is not content with the success of Decoration Day; the songs and performances are as sharp as ever. Stay tuned for more info on The Dirty South, one of the most anticipated releases of the summer.


And soon after, you can hear it live at the release party, August 26th & 27th at the 40 Watt. (If Mike Cooley and Jason Isbell's solo shows at the Watt on July 16th don't play it first...)

 
OLSEN TWINS:



As I understand it, Sunday is the Olsen twins 18th b-day. You know what this means???!!!???? They are now old enough to buy cigarettes!!! WOOHOO!

Anyways, check out Salon.com's expert advice to the twins about becoming women.

 
WE VS. THE OLIVE BRANCH:


Word also has it that the debut album by calculator-funksters We Vs. The Shark will be available sometime in early July around these parts (though not "officially released" till early fall). For an early taste, you can (and should!) download a coupla' sample tracks here.
(Thanks to Senior Secretary for the news.)

 
RECORD INDUSTRY PAYS ITS DUES:

Recently, the RIAA lost a class action settlement that required the industry to send out a boatload of CD's to libraries. The cd's will now be checked out by hordes of cd-burner-owning music fans. According to the news release, "This is music that will have lasting worth for the public... These are not titles you'd just want to throw away." However, this librarian tells a different story.

 
TRUE FACTS FROM THE BAR:

The place formerly known as "the right side of the Engine Room", has officially reopened as "Room 13" (too bad for all those waiting for some badass name like "The Scorpion Room" or "P.F. Chang's"). It sports spanking-new pool tables, games, and an array of dead plantlife on the porch. Good times are back.

And word has it on Tuesday, the Lunch Paper will reopen in the space formerly known as "the left side of the Engine Room". With all this, plus that other new bar near The Manhattan looking near completion, townie-ville's getting a facelift. Awesome.

 
ATHENS WEEKEND HAPPENINGS:


FRI: Mendoza Line and Beijing play The Caledonia. And for those who can afford it (I can't), David Byrne at the Georgia Theater.

SAT: Will Oldham at the Orange Twin Community. Click the poster above for more info.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

 
FISKING FLAGPOLE:



Time for another dose of the good stuff to cure Flagpole's ailments.

This week's Fisking will concern the Flagpole Music Awards.

The Award Finalists Have Been Chosen: I'm sorry, but when Of Montreal doesn't get a nod this year, there's something wrong. And how some of these bands ended up in the categories they're in is beyond me. I'd be interested in knowing how the votes were counted - for instance, if someone were to have voted for We Vs. The Shark as a funk band (hey, they claim it), and they ended up getting the most votes as "experimental", do those "funk votes" get wasted? And I love the Truckers, but is it fair to be in both the country/roots rock and the regular rock categories? I'm not usually one for demarcating music, but in this sorta intance that's based on categories, I think there's a need. - Mail Clerk

How the Award Finalists Should Have Been Chosen: The Day Jobs recommend a complete overhaul on how the Flagpole Athens Music Awards finalists are chosen. Opening the whole thing up to the general public is not the way to go. There are three reasons for this: 1) The same bands get nominated for the same awards every year, whether it's been a big year for them or not (i.e. Kinchafoonee for Best Country); 2) Some end up in categories in which they do not belong, therefore comparing apples to oranges (i.e. We Vs. The Shark for Best Experimental Band, they're great but I wouldn't say they're experimental); 3) Some bands get nominated for awards they do not deserve (i.e. WHO THE HELL IS FIASCO?).

We think that future Award Shows should have a committee of music geeks around town choose all the nominees, then let the general public vote on the chosen nominee list. This committee could include Flagpole writers, Club Owners, Booking Agents, WUOG DJ's, Rock 103.7 staffers, Athfest folks, Athensmusic.com bloggers, Athensmusic.net staffers, Record Store clerks, etc. One category (People's Choice Award) can be left open for the general public, but the rest of the nominees need to be chosen by a knowledgeable group. This will give a more accurate picture of the most impressive Athens musical acts of the year, and will prevent bands from spamming all their friends, classmates, professors, and family members for unwarranted votes. - Computer Support

Note: We would provide a link to the full list of nominees, but they are not available on Flagpole's Web site.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

 
REPUBLICAN SURVIVOR:

Check out the trailer for "Republican Survivor". This has prolly been making the rounds, so I'm sure I'm late on sharing this link too.

 
RODEOHEAD:

For all your red-neck Radiohead fans. Thanks to Silent Dave for this one.

 
NEW COMMENTS:

All the old comments have been lost (sorry Robo-Dave) because I switched to a different comment engine. Just wanted you to know. Try out the new comment tool, great stuff! Stole it from Hillary's blog.

 
TICKLE ME EMO:



Starting an emo band? Need a band name? Well, today's your lucky day. You need the the Emo Band Name Generator.

Now, all you need to do is figure out how to dress emo.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

 
AND THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS...

For those who like them or those who loathe them, here's a collection of quotes from the brothers Gallagher (not the watermelon-smashing type, the brit-pop type). Or for those playing favorites, here's some from just Liam. In any case, it's pretty amusing.

 
CLAY LEVERETT: BUSY


Clay Leverett's gonna have one hell of a summer. First, touring in support of Seven Mary Three with his band Lona, then following that, apparently, with this batch of just-announced tour dates with Now It's Overhead (for which he plays drums as well):

Now It's Overhead US Tour Dates
Wed-Jul-14 St. Augustine, FL Café 11 w/ Lona
Thu-Jul-15 Orlando, FL The Social w/ Lona
Fri-Jul-16 TBA w/ Lona
Sat-Jul-17 Gainesville, FL Common Grounds w/ Lona
Sun-Jul-18 Tallahassee, FL Beta Bar w/ Lona
Tue-Jul-20 Atlanta, GA The Earl w/ Lona and Waxwings
Thu-Jul-22 Athens, GA 40 Watt w/ Lona

Supposedly, he then returns to Athens to put together the new Lona record. Oh, and in between all that, you can look forward to the first official CD release for his country band, The Chasers. Good luck, Clay.

 
WILCO - A GHOST IS BORN:

Man, this album makes me wanna grow a big 'ole fat hairy mustache. Makes me wanna wear tweed sports coats with blue jeans. Makes me wanna cigarette. Can't explain why, but for some reason I feel like watching The Last Waltz after listening to this album.

Much like Wilco's previous, "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot", this album didn't reveal itself to me right away. I really had to spend some quality time with the album, and after a few listens I got it. I know this sounds like a silly thing to say about music, but it's often best when you dislike it at first.

The album starts off with an unconventional opener that leads the listener to believe that their speakers aren't turned up all the way. After cranking the volume to hear Tweedy's whispered vocals, the guitar kicks in at full volume halfway through. Made me jump in my seat. From there on you get alot of very organic, loosey-goosey rock songs. The highlight are the lyrics in I'm a Wheel ("1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Once in germany someone said nein") and the jumpy Dr. Johnish piano in Theologians.

Anyways, this started off as a simple post encouraging you to go listen to the full album at http://www.wilcoweb.com. Now it's turned into a full fledged album review. I guess this record also makes me wanna be a rock critic.

Monday, June 07, 2004

 
A HOOT:


Tonight at Loco's (off-Baxter St. Location) you can see Hope For Agoldensummer and a few other folks at the monthly "hoot" (music gathering thing with folk-y people). It lasts from 8-10 and is free in the outdoor courtyard. Good time for beer and wings and outdoor music goodness (and a good opportunity to anger vegans with your eating habits).

 
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO DRIVE...

...we salute you!

Friday, June 04, 2004

 
FAKE JESUS CALLS IT QUITS!

Oh, yes! According to MSN Entertainment News, the "rock" group Creed has broken up. God has answered my prayers at last. Hopefully Scott Stapp will fall off the face of the Earth, and all his albums will go with him.

 
RUM-FU:


Check out the 1,000 Fighting Styles of Rumsfeld.
(Originally sent via e-mail, also recently posted on Memepool.com)

 
SPINNING DBT:

At the risk of sounding like